I HAVE A MICROPENIS

I HAVE A MICROPENIS


Well, I’m just a grower. I’m not a shower. Shut up *GESP* *SCREMS AND CRYING* *MISERABLE CRYING* Ian: Hey, Anthony you okay in there? Anthony: Oh yeah, no, I’m cool. Man. What’s up? Ian: Oh just sounds like you’re crying in the [shower] like a sad pathetic piece of shit Anthony: Pfft! No Anthony: Yeah, I -Think I’m dying Ian: You’re on webmd again [margit] Anthony: yes, but-Ian: I’m not a hypochondriac Anthony: Oh really was I a hypochondriac when I dropped that bowling ball of my foot fractured in seven places? Ian: No, but that’s a- Anthony: See? Anthony: Need to ask you a big or possibly very small favor. Ian: Anthony, I’m your best friend Ian: Anything? Anthony: Need you to look at my dick. Ian:Nope! Anthony: Fine. I’m playing the best friend card *BEST FRIEND CARD* Ian: What is it? Anthony: I think I might have a ‘micropenis’ Ian: You mean a micro-penis? Anthony: a ‘micropenis’ Ian: It’s a micro-penis Anthony: ‘micropenis’. Ian: It’s a micro-penis Anthony: Look, 0.6 percent of males have been afflicted with a micropenis Ian: micro-penis. Anthony: I might have one and I would never even know Ian: Trust me dude. I think you know. 0.6% that’s six guys at our high school Anthony: I might be one of those six, and I wouldn’t know what till killed me dude Ian: Dude you would know because it looked like a little baby dick Anthony: Do you really expect me to remember when my little baby dick looked like? Ian: True point, but I mean you’ve seen like a naked baby boy running around before right? Anthony:Oh, no -you look at little baby dicks? Ian: No no no dude. It’s not like that Ian: You know you like you’re out on the beach Ian: And you got like a little little baby boy running around naked with his little dick out? I mean, I can’t control those parents Ian: They take the kids rated R movies. They’re giving their kids drugs like that’s-that’s just America these days Ian: I-I didn’t buy into this America. You know I’m saying? Ian: Anyway, you would know because compared to other guys yours would be really tiny Anthony: Goddammit it! -Ian! I know, I just are about 29 years of my life without seeing another dick and I plan to keep it that way. -Please *BEST FRIEND CARD* *BEST FRIEND C-* Ian: Okay! I’ll look at your dick,(yeshhhhh)-but it’s gonna take some training Anthony: What kind of training? Ian:Manly training. *Music* *DRAMATIC SHIEZA* Ian: So this is really cool setup and everything, but why the lavender candles? Anthony: What’s more manly than fire? Ian: True (huh?) oh yeah, fire, is super manly. (yeah) Anthony: Alright man, you ready? Ian:Ready. Anthony:Three- Ian:Two- Both: One! (:OOOOOOOOO) Ian: It’s normal. Anthony: Cool, thanks. Hey guys Thank you so much for subscribing if you want to see bloopers from this video click the box on the left Or click the box on the [right] to watch our super manly video guys guide to hugging guys

89 thoughts on “I HAVE A MICROPENIS

  1. Wait they both might have micro peens because the only peen ian has ever seen other than Anthony's is his. Soo that's why when ian said it's normal he is comparing his peen to Anthony

  2. This is gay oml I love u guys I couldn't stop laughing when the song came on and how he said micropenis 😂😂😂

  3. why would people give kids drugs don't they know it can kill them whatever you do don't do drugs it can literally kill you

  4. 0:18 me when I don’t make it in my sports team

    note: but for real I didn’t make it into my tee ball team and that was my reaction

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